Reason 01
You laugh before the punchline, every single time.
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Reasons, in no order
Swipe, drag, or use the arrow keys. There is no ending to this list; it just stops where I ran out of room.
Reason 02
You remember what people tell you, and then you ask about it a month later.
Reason 03
You are the only person who has ever made me less afraid of a Tuesday.
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